Incorrect (and Correct!) Quotes



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Galaxian: I know the mods here have made a decision.

Galaxian: But because it's a stupid decision, I've also made the conscious decision to ignore it.

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Rai', to Hitan: This isn't flying. This is falling with style!

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Solar: When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and you make super-lemons.

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Baldr: I thought we were friends.

Benigno: That got boring.

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Aeorius: Stand back, everyone! Nothing here to see! Just imminent danger, and in the middle of it all, ME!

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Hitan: This is going to get interesting.

Rai: Please define 'interesting'

Hitan: "Oh gods, oh gods, we're all going to die"? :)

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Galaxian: Do you mean Dolphin's in trouble, or he's the trouble?

Rai: I mean he's either in trouble, or he's going to be.

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Galaxian: You're treating a symptom while the disease rages on, consuming the human race. The fish rots from the head, so they say. So I'm thinking, why not cut off the head?

Hitan: Of the human race?

Galaxian: It's not a perfect metaphor.

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Bobcat: (*trips and falls over*)

Bobcat: I've added the force of gravity to my list of enemies, I guess.

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Wiley: Hey, Wiles. Your voice of reason here. What're you doing?!!

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Syd: Thanks for nothing.

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Galaxian, wandering incoherently around the forums: Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst.

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Raez: Whatever happened to "I got this"?

Wiley: Oh yeah. I got this.

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Ernesto: I don't know how I know, but I'm gonna find my purpose!

Ernesto: I don't know where I'm gonna look, but I'm gonna find my purpose!

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Echo: Have you ever been in the mood to destroy your OCs' relationships with everyone they know?

Specter and Galaxian: =_=

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Benigno: I'm not so good with the advice...can I interest you with a sarcastic comment?

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Necromancer: Hey! Good morning! I adopted 32 dogs and cats. Did you want pancakes?

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Galaxian: How many plans are there? Plan M?

Rai: Dolphin dies in Plan M.

Benigno: I like Plan M.

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Akuma: How old are you?

Galaxian: I'm ten.

Akuma: Oh good, he's ten.

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Benigno: I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone. Sarcasm is my only defense!

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Galaxian: Any fight you can walk out from is a good fight!

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ToF!Rai: Okay, so this might come as a shock to you, but people don't like being lied to.

Lucifer: Wrong. They don't like finding out they've been lied to. Because a lie is a great story someone ruined with the truth.

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Bobcat: So, as you all know, flame wars tended to be a little disappointing when it came to gauging maturity, so let's all get along and avoid them.

Samurai: "A little"???

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Lavender: Why're you telling me all of this?

Samurai: It's plot exposition. It has to go somewhere.

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Galaxian: Some call me Galaxian.

Galaxian: That's because it's my nickname.

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Benigno: I'd prefer if you guys ask me for permission so I can say no.

'''Benigno: I love saying no. It lowers your enthusiasm.

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Galaxian: I am 100% certain

Galaxian: that I am 0% sure of what to do in this situation.

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Echo: So what's the plan?

Galaxian: It mostly involves not dying.

Echo: I like that plan! :D

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Samurai: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Galaxian: Um, piñatas?

Echo: Glow sticks.

Meerkat: Karate boards.

Bobcat: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Specter: And rules!

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Echo: I've missed all of the MB meetings for very legitimate reasons.

North: "Sleeping", "cooking a French bread", and "forgot".

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Galaxian: Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my to-do list today!

Benigno: Haha. You too?

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Wiley: Question. When does this get fun?

Raez: It doesn't get fun. It's a Rai idea.

Rai: Exac--wait, what?

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Lavender to her own characters: And you die, and you disappear, and you run away! Everyone's unhappy!

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Hitan: You shouldn't insult anyone bigger than you.

Galaxian: ...then I wouldn't be able to insult anyone at all.

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Galaxian: Thanks for agreeing to see me :D.

Samurai: ...I didn't. You just walked straight into an ongoing meeting.

Galaxian: :D

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Galaxian: This is the absolute worst forum-anniversary ever.

Rai: Is it because there's an army chasing us down?

Galaxian: No, because it's too humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S AN ARMY CHASING US DOWN.

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Baldr: Don't you have to act stupid somewhere else?

Benigno: Not until 4~

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Galaxian: Do I look like a killer to you?

Silence: You kill my patience.

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Helios: I feel like being nice for once...

Crimson: When were you ever nice?

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Wiley: Chlorite always criticizes others for things it can't do itself.

Rai: ...Wiles...

Wiley: It's such a hypochlorite.

Rai: Wiles--

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Chnoasmos: Leave me to do my evil bidding.

666: What are you bidding on?

Chnoasmos: I am bidding on a table.

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Rai: Studying? More like Student Dying. Amiright or amiright?

Hitan: ...are you...okay??

Rai, tilting his head back and chuckling: I have been awake for 103 hours.

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Galaxian: So what are you going to do?

Xenon: Hmm. I don't know. Maybe pizza?

Galaxian:

Galaxian: About the situation, Xenon.

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ToF!Rai: What color is my hair, everyone?

Hitan: Gray.

Wiley: Gray!

Raez: Gray.

Rai: And what color did you say it was, Galaxian?

Galaxian: ...light black.

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The A.A.: I have no friends.

The Mamba:

The Mamba, coughing: Okay then, what am I'? A ROACH?

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Wiley, poking Raez hard on the shoulder: HEY!

Raez: ...what?

Wiley: Are you asleep?

Raez: what the actual hecking--

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Weisheng Wuhan: Giant flying sheep--

Syd: Those are clouds.

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Specter, singing: Hey~

Galaxian: (*waves*)

Specter, still singing: How you doin' my fren'?

Galaxian, singing back: Oh I'm doin' just fine--

Galaxian: I lied, I'm dead inside~

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Sunny, maybe singing: I know every rock and tree and creature has a life. Has a spirit. (*slaps*) Has a mosquito--

Sunny, skipping away: Yayyyy.

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Cosmic: (*stops a forumer on the street*) You were speeding?

Forumer: Yes

Cosmic: Have a license?

Forumer: Yes

Cosmic: What's your name?

Forumer, nodding: Yes

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Galaxian, singing to themselves on the sofa: I think I've found myself a unicorn

Galaxian: (*points just as the A.A. stands up behind the couch*)

Galaxian: O.0 :/ How did you get into my house~

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Anyone, entering Galaxian's homethread:

Galaxian: hELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEE~

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Hitan: So, how was everyone's weekend?

Student: (*stands up*)

Student: AUUUUUUGHHHH

Hitan: (ʘᗩʘ') WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS JOB?

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Rai: So uh, if Galaxian ever tries to kill me, I will defend myself.

Hitan: If Galaxi ever tries to kill you, you'll be dead.

Rai: Welp thanks for the vote of confidence

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AgK!Ishmael: So, if you were to die, what would you final words be?

AgK!Galaxian: "Took long enough."

AgK!Ishmael: ...no

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Xuqiao: Tribal Leader, what are these?

Rensa: Knives, blades, swords, spellbooks, enchantment materials, spears, shields, bows, arrows, vials, quivers...

Xuqiao: ...gods!

Rensa: Doubt they would fit.

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Galaxian: It's a beautiful day.

Echo: Not as beautiful as me ^w^.

Galaxian: ...

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Waiter: What'd you like to eat?

Echo: tHe sOuLs oF tHe iNnOcEnT.

Specter: A bagel!

Echo: NOOOOO!

Specter: Two bagels!

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Echo: I'm a total failure.

Time: Yes, you are.

Echo: I've screwed up really badly.

Time: Yes, you have.

Echo: I could use some words of encouragement.

Time: Yes, you could.

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Galaxian, proudly: Tell me I'm wrong!

Cosmic: You're wrong.

Galaxian: :( But I'm not.

Cosmic: You said to tell you you're wrong.

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AgK!Death: That's a nice

AgK!Death: family you got there. It'd be a shame if someone

AgK!Death: killed them all

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Sunny: Some people are like clouds.

Sunny: Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day.

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Death: The therapist told me that I have problems with seeking revenge.

Death: We'll see about that.

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Rai: (*watching Raez stumble around and trip on absolutely everything due to his bad vision while they're on a dangerous trip*) Why are you here and not at the eye doctor's?

Raez: I feel fine.

Wiley: That's what I had the gravestone makers put on his gravestone in preparation for him falling off a cliff and into a ravine. "He felt fine."

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Rai: (*holding a cat*) It's your cat, right? So name it. What do you want it to be called?

Raez: I think... I want it to be called...Dog.

Rai:

Raez: It's a cat, but it's called Dog. ;)

Rai:

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Galaxian: I'd like to say thank you.

Sunny: Disgusting. Don't say things like that just before we'll launch an attack.

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(In a group chat)

Echo: "lol I'm dying help"

Galaxian: "Oof lol, same"

Specter: "Rip 👻👻👻. Anyways what's up???"

Echo: "no like I'm legit dying"

Echo: "Some guy just stabbed me in a MacDonald's parking lot"

Echo: "The lol is just a habit"

Echo: (*sends a picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*)

Multiple people are typing...

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Wiley: A relationship is like chewing gum. The first part of it is sweet, the second part is tasteless, and the third part consists of spitting it out.

Rai, looking considerably distressed sitting by Anima's side: I did not ask.